I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
No wonder she looks so happy.
He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted.
Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:
Don’t get me started on El Dorado.
oh my god
I’m that part of the fandom that can’t gif, make edits, write fanfiction or draw I’m just kind of here like
Which makes you the commenter, the fic-reccer, the source-finder, the link-poster, the headcanon buddy, the forum-poster, the kink-prompter, the conversation starter, the number one fan, the miscellaneous details and subconscious fact-checker.
aka: you’re the person all those other skill-sets are producing for.
I like you.
sorry i get it but not funny, it was actually a fucking stressful situation since the to women were screaming at us and the 72 dogs were in awful conditions but okay ha
The Bad dad more looks fun
that doesn’t look scared that looks fed up like “fuck you dad why do you get to use the chainsaw again?”
just when i think i’ve seen enough
today we rescued (of course with the police) 72 dogs from two crazy women’s house
If Hannibal doesn’t feel guilty eating anything u don’t have to either.
buT DONT EAT PEOPLE THAT IS WRONG
A wise advice from tumblr user Cannibalisnn
how many of you actually listen to me
did someone say something?I think it was the wind.
Hold on I think somebody is actually trying to say something… I just cant figure out who..
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
The only real life ship that ever matters
Harry ships them so hard you just know it
this fucking movie
I’M A DUDE
HE’S A DUDE
SHE’S A DUDE
WE’RE ALL DUDES HEY
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url”
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man